[She should. She really should. This guy is testing her patience like nobody else here has. Good thing Literally Every Man she's ever known is extremely difficult, though. Robin's got nothing on King Onyx.]
If I wasn't going to comply before, what makes you think being rude will change my mind?
What? It was just a question.[one he has no business knowing but he's testing her more than anything.] I mean, you're not correcting me either, are you? It's rude because it's out of your area of experience?
[She pulls him allll the way until they're standing in front of the octopus that originally shoved them into the booth. It looks like it's either going to try again, or seems satisfied they're still hanging out together with the "gift" but she immediately raises a free hand to stop it.]
[since he's being pulled BY HIS EAR, Robin yelps and glares. he's been a royal pain in the ass, but he's been holding the basket this entire time, too.]
Why are you making me do it?!
[she could have just taken it and done it herself!!!
... he holds out the basket, anyway. with a flabbergasted expression, the octopus takes the basket from Robin.]
I didn't think you meant literally put force in your hand!
[HA HA]
Ugh, whatever. That basket is someone else's problem now and no matter our score in that game, we're definitely not compatible. It's zero percent. You're some kinda knight or noblewoman, aren't you?
[Literally nobody else here has pissed her off as much as Robin, it's amazing. He wins the award, his prize is nothing.]
That's a very convenient excuse to tell yourself to compensate for your rotten personality. You must be at a loss when a fellow "commoner" finds you just as boorish as I do.
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Date: 2019-04-03 09:49 pm (UTC)yeah, he deserves it.
Robin, thoughtful, weighs the basket in one hand.]
Oh, I see. You were brought up so proper that you don't know what to do with this stuff? Or maybe you don't know what any of it is?
[just slap this dumbass, honestly.]
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Date: 2019-04-03 10:37 pm (UTC)If I wasn't going to comply before, what makes you think being rude will change my mind?
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Date: 2019-04-03 10:47 pm (UTC)What? It was just a question.[one he has no business knowing but he's testing her more than anything.] I mean, you're not correcting me either, are you? It's rude because it's out of your area of experience?
[SLAP THIS FUCKER.]
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Date: 2019-04-03 10:56 pm (UTC)[She sounds like she's talking to herself, only not...quietly.]
That's enough. If you insist on behaving like this, you'll force my hand.
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Date: 2019-04-03 11:05 pm (UTC)he's had his knight Master already.]
Force your hand to do what? Take the basket?
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Date: 2019-04-03 11:09 pm (UTC)lmfao
Date: 2019-04-03 11:12 pm (UTC)Ow, ow, ow, owowow! Hey! Let go!
sometimes you have to be firm with your cactus
Date: 2019-04-03 11:16 pm (UTC)Do not even think about it.
[...they stop.
Then she pulls Robin closer to them.]
Return it. I'm giving you the opportunity.
[The painful opportunity.]
ah he's her cactus
Date: 2019-04-03 11:36 pm (UTC)Why are you making me do it?!
[she could have just taken it and done it herself!!!
... he holds out the basket, anyway. with a flabbergasted expression, the octopus takes the basket from Robin.]
Are you happy?
he's a cactus she is adjacent to 1/2
Date: 2019-04-03 11:38 pm (UTC)You were behaving like a child.
2/3 actually
Date: 2019-04-03 11:39 pm (UTC)That was for your remarks earlier.
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Date: 2019-04-03 11:40 pm (UTC)I feel much better.
1/?????
Date: 2019-04-04 12:00 am (UTC)the sound rings out or maybe that's just his ears ringing?]
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Date: 2019-04-04 12:04 am (UTC)I don't!
done, you can't go back now
Date: 2019-04-04 12:06 am (UTC)Dammit, that hurt. Did you have to hit so hard? Do knight types always have to do everything with all they have?
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Date: 2019-04-05 08:56 pm (UTC)[She isn't gonna let this stupid cactus just walk all over her?]
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Date: 2019-04-06 04:46 pm (UTC)You didn't! [she did.] You had already been pulling my ear, the slap was overkill.
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Date: 2019-04-06 06:12 pm (UTC)[ha ha]
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Date: 2019-04-11 08:27 am (UTC)[HA HA]
Ugh, whatever. That basket is someone else's problem now and no matter our score in that game, we're definitely not compatible. It's zero percent. You're some kinda knight or noblewoman, aren't you?
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Date: 2019-04-11 01:41 pm (UTC)[She’s also the only remaining (legitimate) princess of Erion, but she’s taking her banishment very seriously and no longer considers herself such.]
From the way you speak, I take it you have issue with both.
[Just a guess.]
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Date: 2019-04-11 06:22 pm (UTC)[a lord's Valkyrie. as good as a knight, that.
and she doesn't appear or speaks as if she's banished at all. an outlier like he was. how sad. don't be anything like Robin Hood.]
Issue? Well, a bit. [his hobby isn't just nanpa, it's exterminating statesmen BLAH BLAH BLAH]
I mean, you take issue with me, don't you? I'm a crass commoner and you're a stuck up and serious girl. Our kind doesn't mix.
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Date: 2019-04-11 08:02 pm (UTC)That's a very convenient excuse to tell yourself to compensate for your rotten personality. You must be at a loss when a fellow "commoner" finds you just as boorish as I do.
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